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This is a blog on Billy Collins by Jonathan Eyer. At the heart of this blog is a poem by Billy Collins entitled The Afterlife and an essay of mine which takes a closer look at it. It was originally to be a presentation for a class in American Literature but, since my familiarization with Mr. Collins, I have developed a keen attachment to his work, an appetite for it, and have decided to keep this blog up and make a small hobby of it, to continue to relish and propagate these poems.

This page is dedicated to Mary Wentworth for turning me on to Billy and so many other incredible writers, for teaching me to never stop looking for new meaning in a text, for encouraging, validating and enriching my writing, for helping me through the semester when I'd lost nearly everything but the clothes on my back, and for her infectious positivity that so often brought my mind back to where it needed to be.

A special thanks to Charles Brogdon for showing me that blogs weren't just for the self-obsessed, for saving this blog when it was a corrupted hypertext document and for convincing me to transfer it to an actual Blog Publishing Application. "Getting it online is the only way to keep your crappy, crappy computer from ruining it." Wise words.

His Poem



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The Afterlife

While you are preparing for sleep, brushing your teeth,
or riffling through a magazine in bed,
the dead of the day are setting out on their journey.

They're moving off in all imaginable directions,
each according to his own private belief,
and this is the secret that silent Lazarus would not reveal:
that everyone is right, as it turns out.
you go to the place you always thought you would go,
the place you kept lit in an alcove in your head.

Some are being shot into a funnel of flashing colors
into a zone of light, white as a January sun.
Others are standing naked before a forbidding judge who sits
with a golden ladder on one side, a coal chute on the other.

Some have already joined the celestial choir
and are singing as if they have been doing this forever,
while the less inventive find themselves stuck
in a big air conditioned room full of food and chorus girls.

Some are approaching the apartment of the female God,
a woman in her forties with short wiry hair
and glasses hanging from her neck by a string.
With one eye she regards the dead through a hole in her door.

There are those who are squeezing into the bodies
of animals--eagles and leopards--and one trying on
the skin of a monkey like a tight suit,
ready to begin another life in a more simple key,

while others float off into some benign vagueness,
little units of energy heading for the ultimate elsewhere.

There are even a few classicists being led to an underworld
by a mythological creature with a beard and hooves.
He will bring them to the mouth of the furious cave
guarded over by Edith Hamilton and her three-headed dog.

The rest just lie on their backs in their coffins
wishing they could return so they could learn Italian
or see the pyramids, or play some golf in a light rain.
They wish they could wake in the morning like you
and stand at a window examining the winter trees,
every branch traced with the ghost writing of snow.

~ Billy Collins ~